L7 Тексты песен
Self Titled Album [ "L7"]
1. Bite the Wax Tadpole
Bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole
Bite it - tadpole
Bite it - tadpole
He has
Hide the hole
Hide the hole in your head, baby
Bite it
Tadpole
Bite it
Tadpole
Bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax, bite the wax tadpole
Bite it
Tadpole bite it
Tadpole
He has
Hide the hole
Hide the hole in your head, baby
2. Cat O Nine Tails
Cat-o-nine-tails
Cat-o-nine lives
Little pussy purrs, hold her tight and she's yours
Think I'm allergic and I don't know why
Think I'm allergic and it makes me cry
You're scratchin' me baby
Right down to my heart
Now claw the couch now that we're apart
Think I'm allergic and I don't know why
Think I'm allergic and it makes me cry
I love you baby
And i don't mean to hound
But they're chasin' my heart
Now that you're not around
Think I'm allergic and I don't know why
Think I'm allergic and it makes me cry
Cat-o-nine tails
3. Metal Stampede
It's a metal stampede
Metal stampede
Yeee Hawww...
Old MacDonald had a farm
E-i-e-i-fuckin-o
Put your pedal to the metal
Metal stampede
Brrreeeeahaha..........
Yeeeeeehaaaaaaw.........
Get along little doggies!
Yeeeehaaaww........
4. Let's Rock Tonight
Let's rock tonight
Let your hair down
Don't be so uptight
Come on let's rock and roll
You rocked my body
Now you're rocking my soul
Let's rock
Come on let's rock
Well are you ready to play
I've got my guitar and i'm ready don’t wait
Come on over
And we'll really rock
The way you head bang
Puts me into a shock
Let's rock
Come on let's rock
Don't be shy, yeah
You'd better cook
You smell the bait,
Now you swallow that hook
Now's the time
Yeah it's time to smoke
Go ahead and laugh
'Cause this ain't no joke
Come on
Come on let's rock
Get off your ass
And let's rock
5. Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob
Daddy brought home a real winner
Yeah
Wake the guest, drink the tea
For his holiday dinner
Uncle Bob walked through the door
He was built
He was fucking ga-galore
The strength of his body was kind of a shock
The first time he put mike in a headlock
He crossed the line
Put his feet on the chair
How can we fine ?? aunt?
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken fucking slob
Uncle Bob, you're a drunken slob
6. Snake Handler
Snake handler
Slither in
Slither out
Ooh..
Are you snake?
Are you a man?
Snake handler
Slither in
Slither out
Rooaarrr....
Mr. Snake.. Man..
Ooooh oh oh...
Snake handler
Slither in
Slither out
Are you a snake?
Are you a man?
Oh oh
Snake
7. Runnin' From the Law
Playing rock and roll
On a Friday night
A noise complaint
Turned into a fight
The neighbors were loud
It disturbed our crowd
We played some more
And they stormed the door
We didn't do nothing
Hey hey hey...
But now we're running
And hiding
Cops got on stage
And they pulled my hair
Kicked 'em in the balls
(?)
The fans in mind
It shows how they find
You can call me a tramp
don't unplug my amp
We didn't do nothin'
Hey hey hey
But now we're runnin'
And hidin'
Runnin' from the law
Runnin'
Runnin' from the law
8. Cool Out
Are you gonna join?
Are you the half that's gonna swallow the gun?
Exactly where do you stand
You seem to have trouble being human
You've got a habit of starting a fight
You wanna punch out somebody's light
Messing with other people's lives
What makes you think
That you've got that right
Cool out
Yeah what's your problem?
Cool out
Cool out
Yeah you're a psycho
Just cool out
Cool out
It's Not You
Suck this
It's not you
It ain't you
He's the one who can take out my trash
He's the one who can scratch on my back
He's the one who don't give you flack
About what I do, and it's not you baby
It's not you
It ain't you
He's the one who can love me tender
He's the one who can fix up my blender
He's the one don't give a hoot
About what I do, and it's not you baby
He's the one who can…(sizzle)
He's the one who can…(pant).
He's the one who don't give a hoot
'bout what I do, and it's not you
NO!
9. I Drink
I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me i'm a basket case
I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
I got so drunk
I don't remember what happened
But everybody said
I had a real good time
I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me i'm a basket case
I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
Went to a bar
I met a guy, he bought me white Russians
I puked outside in the parking lot
While he tried to kiss me
Seein' blurry
Talkin' slurry
Feelin' queasy
This is sleazy
I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me i'm a basket case
I drink, i get drunk and fall on my face
I went for drinks in Hollywood
Came to somewhere in Hawthorne
Broke up a bush, drove into a tree
And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open
Seein' blurry
Talkin' slurry
Feelin' queasy
This is sleazy
10. Ms. 45
She's got a gun
Just make her day
Don't fuck with her
She'll blow you away
She walks the streets at night
And they think she is a whore
She's gotta deal with you
She's gonna even out the score
ms. 45
They don't let you
She's gonna make them pay
Now her right is it
You won't get away
She walks the streets at night
And they think she is a whore
She's gotta deal with you
She's gonna even out the score
ms. 45
She's got a big gun
She’s gonna make those assholes pay
You fuck with her
She'll blow your ass away
She walks the streets at night
And they think she is a whore
She's gotta deal with you
She's gonna even out the score
ms. 45
Smell The Magic Lyrics1. Shove
Bill collector called today
Shove
IRS is on my case
Shove
My boss says i should comb my hair
Shove
My father thinks that i'm nowhere
Get out of my way or i might shove
Get out of my way or i'm gonna shove
Landlord doesn't like my dog
Shove
My eyes are burning from the smog
Shove
The neighbors say i jam too loud
Shove
America thinks it should be proud
Some guy just pinched my ass
Shove
Drunken bums ain't go no class
Shove
The club says i won't get paid
Shove
it's been months since i've been laid
2. Fast and Frightening
Her glance hits me like lightning
I heard that girl is fast and frightening
Dirty hair and a laugh that's mean
Her neighbors call her an evil machine
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
She's fast, she's lean
She's frightening
Popping wheelies on her motorbike
Straight girls wish they were dykes
She'll do anything on a dare
Mom and Daddy's worst nightmare
Down at the creek smoking pot
She eats the roach so she don't get caught
Throws her mini off in the halls
Got so much clit she don't need no balls
3. (Right On) Thru
Well I hate the rain when I drive
Right on thru
Cause the windows are broken on my 455
Right on thru
It don't rain much but when it do
That dirty old rain comes right on thru
Right on thru
Through to you!
I had some pigeons livin on my ledge
Right on thru
Dirty winged rats living on the edge
Right on thru
I give em a shot too
Right on thru
The pigeon shit seeps right on thru
Right on thru
Through to you
Well you built your house made out of lead
Right on thru
It keeps out those things that you dread
Right on thru
It don't matter where you hide
Right on thru
Because reality always crashes inside
Right on thru
Through to you
4. Deathwish
She wakes up wet in a shower stall
Sewn together, bangs her head on a wall
She goes hitchhiking at 3 a.m.
Bruised and bloody, does it over again
She's got a deathwish
In a self-destructive blitz
He's got a car that goes real fast
He's got a life but it won't last
Doesn't even look disturbed
When his Chevy takes out the curb
He's got a deathwish
Coming home is a hit or a miss
He's got a deathwish
In a self-destructive blitz
Passed out drunk on the living room floor
Gets up and pukes so she can drink some more
And evening's party out in the fringe
Turns into a two-week binge
She's got a deathwish
Coming home is a hit or a miss
She's got a Deathwish
In a self-destructive blitz
5. 'Til the Wheels Fall Off
You and me 'till the wheels fall off
You and me, we just fit
I'm addicted and i can't quit
You and me 'till the wheels fall off
You're enough to make me hot
What we got can't be bought
You and me 'till the wheels fall off
You and me, we just fit
I'm addicted and i can't quit
You and me 'till the wheels fall off
People say you're a few quarts low
I don't care, let's go, go, go
You and me 'till the wheels fall off
6. Broomstick
I've got my broomstick, baby
I've got my paperback novel
I'm gonna lay right here
And i ain't gonna grovel
What's the use of lying
I won't believe you
What's the use of crying
It won't relieve you
I've got my broomstick
I've got my paperback novel
I'm gonna lay right here right now
And i ain't gonna grovel
7. Packin' A Rod
I'm all fucked up and i'm mad as hell
Violate your daughter
And your son as well
I don't give a shit about your crummy lie
As long as I'm god, i'm packin a rod
Yeah
I'm packin' a rod
I'm packing a rod
I'm packin' a rod, baby
And it's all for you
GUNS AND AMMO is what i read
My cold steel dagger's gonna make you bleed
When you talk to me
You best watch what you say
My Smith and Wesson heat
Is gonna blow you away
And it's all for you
Packin' a rod
I'm packin' a rod
8. Just Like Me
Taime is a rock star
Just like me
Everyone loves him
Just like me
They all think he's punk
Just like me
Smack how he picks it up
So where's your dignity?
faster, faster, faster.......
Well axl is a love god
Just like me
The girls all love him
Just like me
But he's so messed up
Just like me
Doesn't want to give it up
So where's your dignity?
Guns and, guns and, guns and
Guns and, guns and, guns and
Well vixen are love gods
Just like me
Pretty pretty sex things
Just like me
Dressed up and to pay to play
I couldn't live that way
Hair spray and bustier
Can't fool me
Vixen, vixen, vixen
Vixen, vixen, vixen
Slash is a love god
I know it's hard to believe
Boys all dig him
But boys are easy to please
You've got the bimbos swinging
Like monkeys in the trees
You've got limos and money
So where's your dignity?
9. American Society
Don't wanna drown
Don't wanna be found
This is not my destiny
Oh yeah
No twentieth century casualty
Oh yeah
I don't wanna watch television
I don't wanna listen to the radio
I don't wanna drown in American society
Don't wanna be rich
Now can't you see the way they dress
They dress
Well they're a bloody tax mess
I don't wanna go to the movies
I don't wanna listen to the company
Don't wanna drown in American society
Bricks Are Heavy
1. Wargasm
Wargasm, wargasm, 1, 2, 3
Tie a ribbon on the M.U.T.
Masturbate watch it on T.V.
Crocodile tears for the refugees
Wargasm, wargasm, 1, 2, 3
Smutty bloody pictures, ecstasy
Blue balls waiting impatiently
From Alcatraz to Lady Liberty
Body bags and dropping bombs
Pentagon knows how to turn us on
Wargasm, wargasm, 1, 2, 3
People, people, ecstasy
Wave those flags out in the air
As long as it takes place over there
Wargasm Wargasm Wargasm Wargasm
Body bags and dropping bombs
Pentagon knows how to turn us
Turn us on Wargasm Turn us on Wargasm
2. Scrap
I met a skinhead named Scrap
He lived in my friend's garage
Everyday he shook a little spray paint can
And comes out seeing stars
Grab a paper like an oxygen mask
Till your mind starts to gel
Cuz the ball in the can has a crazy beat, the funky dyin' brain cell
So he met some Christians from hell
He said, "Let's go to Vegas, my angel"
So he packed up his leather and his red beret
Into that big bad Christian thing
Use revival meetings like an oxygen mask
Till your mind starts to gel
Cause the preachers of the bible and the crazy beat, the funky dyin' brain
cell
Well he came back to the garage
But the garage [ ]
And he dug metallic gold more than Luke & John, and he scrawled on
his hand
Grab a paper bag like an oxygen mask, till your mind starts to gel
Cuz the ball in the can has a crazy beat, the funky dyin' brain cell
3. Pretend We're Dead
What's up with what's going down, in every city, in every town
Crampling styles is the plan, they've got us in the palm of their big
hands
When we pretend that we're dead, when we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we said, when we pretend that we're dead
Come on come on come on come on (4x)
Turn the tables with our unity, they're neither bored nor majority
Wake up & smell the coffee, just say no to individuality
When we pretend that we're dead, when we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we said, when we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead, when we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we said, when we pretend that we're dead
4. Diet Pill
My diet pill is wearing it off, my diet pill is wearing it off
Cause Victor's in the bed, sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car, the frying pan is red
Calgon can't take me away; no Calgon can't take me away
From the things I did today
Cause Victor's in the bed, sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car, the frying pan is red
Let's get outta here, outta here
I think the swelling is going down, I said I think that the swelling is
going down
Two hundred dollars to leave this town
Cause Victor's in the bed, sewn in the sheets with thread
The twins are in the car, the frying pan is red
I'm so outta here, I'm outta here
5.Everglade
Glade told her ma home scene's lame, I gotta go
Head into town for some steamin', a rock show
Sneak through the back door and head for the pit
Then some drunk big bad bruiser started giving her shit
Rednecks on parade, don't cross my line says Everglade, Everglade
He was whippin' through the pit knocked her into the stage
She said, "Have your fun but stop being so lame"
This guy was drunk, stupid, and he must've weighed a ton
Said, "Get outta here girlie, I'm just trying to have some fun"
So you wanna have some fun, well break out the big guns
Rednecks on parade, don't cross my line says Everglade, yeah Everglade,
yeah Everglade
He kept it up his fist started flying, they dodged each punch as he kept
trying
Tripped on his own feet and hit the floor
Glade got to pushing, and rolled him out the door
So you wanna have some fun, well break out the big guns
Rednecks on parade, don't cross my line says Everglade
Says Everglade, says Everglade, yeah Everglade
6. Slide
I put your stuff out on the porch
You piss in your pants and put out the torch (where's the slide)
You splattered the bathroom with your hair dye (where's the slide)
I'm kicking you out and you know why
Yeah I've been letting it slide, you've been along for the ride
You put your cane onto my amp
When it comes to losers, you're the champ
From my garden I pull your weed
Your stupid ego I will not feed, no
Yeah I've been letting it slide, you've been along for the ride
Yeah I've been letting it slide, you've been a thorn in my side
I put your stuff out on the porch
You piss in your pants and put out the torch
You splattered the bathroom with your hair dye
I'm kicking you out and you know why
Yeah I've been letting it slide, you've been along for the ride
Yeah I've been letting it slide, you've been a thorn in my side
Get on outta here boy
Took me three weeks to clean my bathroom
You know these amps don't grow on trees
7. One More Thing
I just can't have anymore
I'm drowning from too much stuff
I get scared when the telephone rings
Someone telling me one more thing
One more thing, it's one more thing
One more thing to burden me, one more thing to waste my time
One more thing that I can't take, one more thing and I'm gonna break
Too many things grabbing at my time
Tell your brother I don't fly
One more thing, one more thing
One more thing to burden me, one more thing to waste my time
One more thing that I can't take, one more thing and I'm gonna break
One more thing, one more thing
Fix my engine and the tire goes flat
It's one more thing that I can't have
Politics messing with my right
There's nothing fun to do tonight
One more thing, it's one more thing
It's one more thing to burden me, one more thing to waste my time
One more thing that I can't take, one more thing and I'm gonna break
It's one more thing, it's one more thing, it's one more thing, it's one
more thing
8. Mr Integrity
Stranded on the streets of San Francisco
A rusty car pulled alongside of me
I looked behind the wheel and I started to squeal
An idol's face was staring at me
Don't preach to me, Mr Integrity
Sittin', shotgun, out of my brain
My muffler dragging through the art ghettos
Stepped on the gas, gums started to flap
Punk rock manifestos
Spittin', fumin', the streets are filled with so much glass that I wanted
to break
Eyes spinning round, as my feet shook the ground
Like the San Francisco earthquake
Don't preach to me, Mr Integrity, don't preach to me, Mr Integrity
I'm not the enemy, please don't preach to me, Mr Integrity
Stranded on the streets of San Francisco
A rusty car pulled alongside of me
I looked behind the wheel and I started to squeal an idol's face was staring
at me
Spittin', fumin', the streets are filled with so much glass that I wanted
to break
Eyes spinning round, and my feet shook the ground
Like the San Francisco earthquake
Don't preach to me, Mr Integrity
Don't preach to me, Mr Integrity
Don't preach to me, Mr Integrity, I'm not the enemy
9. Monster
Come on over, it's getting late
It's time to fish no time to hook bait
Ghoulish passion you inspire
With your kind of trouble, I'll never tire
Monster, monster in me
Bring out the monster, monster in me
In a world of disposable icons
And all the chunkers with their phony come ons
I know I can depend on you
When we're together, we're hurting through
Monster, monster in me
Bring out the monster, monster in me
Monster, monster in me
Bring out the monster, monster in me
You bring out the monster in me
We don't need to look for trouble
But partner in crime, my identity double
When life takes a turn from bad to worse
You're always there for love of a curse
Monster, monster in me
10. Shitlist
When I get mad and I get pissed
I grab my pen and I write out a list
Of all the people that won't be missed
You've made my shitlist
For all the ones who bum me out (shitlist)
For all the ones who fill my head with doubt (shitlist)
For all the squares that get me pissed (shitlist)
You've made my shitlist
Shitlist, shitlist
When I get mad and I get pissed
I grab my pen and I write out a list
Of all the assholes that won't be missed
You've made my shitlist
Shitlist, shitlist, shitlist, shitlist
11. This Ain't Pleasure
No raving beauty, but she's got a good heart
He's got escaping down to an art
This ain't pleasure, don't ask why
This ain't pleasure, and monkey's scared of fly
She's an infection, a stand on his soul
He's her addiction, they're out of control
This ain't pleasure, don't ask why
This ain't pleasure, and monkey's scared of fly oh no
This ain't pleasure, don't asky why
This ain't pleasure, and monkey's scared of fly
1. Andres
Down in North Hollywood
There's a guy with long hair
He's really, really nice
But we had a problem
Andres
I'm sorry
The key is stuck in the lock
And we need some AC
It's burning up in here
We've got something to tell you
Andres
I'm sorry
2. Baggage
I'm lookin' old today
In a very sort of jaded way
Very cynical and hard
Weeds all over my yard
I can't remember the summer
It's all a blur, yeah
It's been pilin' high
It's been pilin' up so goddamn high
Now I've got baggage
I'm probably tagged for life
My self-righteous eyes
Wanna close the book
It's got nothing to do with the looks
Can't keep it together, losing my grip
Yeah, i've been sinking down
Time to abandon ship
It's hard to swim with baggage
My friends are all strangers
They stopped calling weeks ago
But guilt's a heavy load
It's a very very heavy load
Packed in my baggage
3. Can I Run
Are these sensible shoes on my feet
I wear my shades so our eyes don't meet
I'm scared every fuckin' day
I wear my headphones so i can't hear what you say
Can i run
Switch to paranoid from having fun
Will he use his hands, knife, or a gun
Knuckles are white, wrapped around my mace
Comes from living in a terrorist state
Can i run
When he's following me
He's not my brother, he's my enemy
Is he behind the door or in back of the tree
Is he under the bed, is he in the back street
Can i run
4. The Bomb
Plastic people with their plastic lives
Plastic lips tell plastic lies
Plastic drivers in plastic cars
Plastic food from plastic jars
Frustration is the fuse
The flame is hate
Tick tick tick
Detonate
She's the bomb
Plastic models in plastic magazines
Plastic kings and plastic queens
All are seen on plastic TVs
Prayed to by people on bended plastic knees
What you think, well that's good too
But not as much as what do you do
This fuse burns slow
Waiting to blow
The world is a heavy load
Watch it explode
Lawmakers with plastic policies
Put plastic locks on their cities
In hopes to keep them quiet
Well go off
Well blow up
5. Questioning My Sanity
I'm saving my piss in a jar
This depression has gone too far
I'm lying here in bed
Am i alive or am i dead
I'm questioning my sanity
The paint chips are kicking in
Desperation bubbles my skin
There's stuff crawling on the floor
Crackers with black books knocking at my door
The TV's talking to me
I'm questioning my sanity
Everybody have a breakdown!
I haven't changed my clothes in weeks
I'm wallowing in my own stink
My ass is sore from lying in bed
Am i alive or am i dead?
6. Riding with a Movie Star
[instrumental]
7. Stuck Here Again
I'm good at feeling bad
I'm even better at feeling worse
Some would say life is a charm
I'm convinced it is a curse
Yeah yeah i'm stuck here again
I've learned to make
Bad situations my friend
It starts all over
Just when it should end
Yeah yeah i'm stuck here again
Here comes that familiar pain again
I'm low down, i'm feeling ill
Yeah yeah i'm stuck here again
Is there someone i could kill
8. Fuel My Fire
I've got a word of thanks
Thanks that i'd like to say
For the rage that i feel
For the rage that i feel today
Gotta stack gotta stack
Stack of chips on my shoulder
In everything i do
Cause i made i made i made
The mistake, the mistake of trusting you
People like you just fuel my fire
People like you just fuel, yeah
My layers are thick
And i got a bad attitude
Yeah that knife in my back
Has fingerprints that belong to you
Gotta grudge gotta grudge gotta grudge
That i'm holding for you
As long as i live
'Cause you lied you lied you lied
And that's something that i can't forgive
You liar
People like you just fuel my fire
People like you just fuel, yeah
9. Freak Magnet
Liars, losers, coming at me
What i need is sanctuary
Minding my own business
Getting in my face
Violating my personal space
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Something about you
Is so not right
Nightmare, nightmare
In the daylight
Asking for my number
You wanna give me a call
But i've got your message
Written on the wall
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Always bugging me
Why don't you get a clue
'Cause i don't want to
Talk to you
I know that look in your eye
I've seen it before
I've given you all of my change
But you want something more
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
10. She Has Eyes
I am sick of her attacks
Can't help but i've fallen back
I believe in what she says
I rent space in her head
She has eyes made for crying
When she can't lie to get approved
Lost time and far removed
Can't afford to keep it used
I'm getting ready to lose
She has eyes made for crying
When she hits those hits are so hard
Weeping is her first playing card
And i believe she believes
In what she says
This is my last time in her head
11. Shirley
Welcome the first lady to try and qualify in an NHRA-dragster competition
~ Shirley Muldowney!
Feels so real
Crushing the steering wheel
How many times
Must we toe this line
Halting me
Is a fantasy
Cha-cha! call her cha-cha!
What's drag racing coming to?
How many times must you be told
There's nowhere that we don't go
she's got good traction!
I suggest you find a seat in the grandstands, Because you don't want to
miss this!
She's just here wants
What she wants to do
I wonder if Shirley's got in her to hold that throttle down
kills your joke as she's burning smoke
Shirley Muldowney is pulling ahead... and she Takes the red light
And you will find
Crossing the finish line
Shirley Muldowney has just set a new track record!
Satisfaction!
How much times must you be told
There's nowhere that we don't go
She's got good traction!
What's a beautiful girl like you doing racing in a place like this?
Winning.
Winning. winning. winning. winning.
The lady got through it
Winning.
What's drag racing coming to?
There's nowhere that we don't go
What's a beautiful girl like you doing racing in a place like this?
Winning.
Winning. winning. winning. winning.
12. Talk box
Last night i had a dream
It scared the shit out of me
'Cause you were dying
Yeah you were dying
And everyone was around
And you were on the ground
And everyone was around
Dying, you were dying
Last night i had a dream
It scared the shit out of me
'Cause you were dying
Yeah you were dying
And you were all alone you were all alone
You were by a phone
But you were all alone
Last night i had a dream
It scared the shit out of me
'Cause you were dying
Yeah you were dying
And your friends were there
And all your friends were there
In your underwear
And all your friends were there
And you were dying
2. Drama
Wah wah one and one is two
We got a drama
I’m watching TV and I don’t need you
Bring on the drama
I’ll tell you something and you know it’s true
You’re full of drama
My piss is yellow and the sky is blue
W got a drama
Spare me
You’re draining me
Wah wah one and two is three
Bring on the drama
There’s something wrong yeah I agree
We got a drama
I’ll tell you something that you’re choking me
With all you’re drama
Life stinks and the grass is green
We got a drama
Spare me, you’re draining me
Draining me, draining me, draining me
You’re draining me
One, two, fuck you
Spare me, you’re draining me
Draining me, draining me, draining me
You’re draining me
3. Off the Wagon
Been dry long enough
My brain and body need some abuse
Rake me over the coals
And I’ll try to think of an excuse
I set a goal and it won’t be hard
Hit every bar on the boulevard
Bad idea yeah you’re probably right
But I won’t be your designated driver tonight
'Cause I’m
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
Just how much I’ve embarrassed myself
Well I haven’t got a clue
Did I throw a drink in your face
Or tell you how much I love you
Oh shit I lost my ID
Hook up the Jagermeister IV
Bad idea yeah you’re probably right
But I won’t be your designated driver tonight
Off the wagon
I’m off the wagon
I’m on the town off the wagon
Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon - Wee...
Set a goal
Hit every bar
Bad idea
Designated
Alright, alright
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
I’m on the town off the wagon
I’m on the town off the wagon
I’m on the town off the wagon
I’m off the wagon wagon wagon wagon
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
That’s it...
4. I Need
Be honest with me
Really you could be frank
Come on and lay it on me
Come on and validate me, me
I need
Enough talk about me
Let's talk about you
What do you think of me?
What do you think about me, me, me...
I need..
What about my wants
What about my needs
I want..
I need...
5. Moonshine
I took a walk in the park
It was scary and dark
I looked up at the moon
And I wasn't afraid
I wasn't afraid
She's so bright tonight
Shining through the trees
She's glowing on you
Take a walk with me
You can walk with me in the
Moonshine
If you look at the moon
When I look at the moon
We're not far away
We're connected by the moon
Looking at the moon
In the Moonshine..
6. Bitter Wine
I’ll drink bitter wine
I’ll eat humble pie
I’ll do all this
For some peace
I'll do all this for peace of mind
Can we trust each other
I'm not your keeper
No farewell sister
Try to have savoir-faire
Pretend like I just don't care
You'll do all this just to get high
I'll do all this to just get by
7. The Masses Are Asses
I still get angry
I still get sad
And the losers still drive me mad
And I wonder
If I have anything to say anymore
Oh yeah I wonder if i have anything to say
Except the masses are asses
They're all asses
Things still piss me off
And things still make me cry
Poetry's in motion but not in mind
Poetry's in motion but not in my mind
Poetic justice will come in time
And I just have to laugh
I just have to laugh
Because the masses are asses
We're all asses
Masses are asses every day
Masses are asses in every way
Woo woo
8. Bad Things
I suppose I should say a few words here
Let it all out
Try to let it all out
I like the sign with the blinking light
I like the sign it makes me feel alright
I like the lights yeah they’re soothing me
I like the lights when they get blurry
But something out there’s messing with me
A strange dose of reality
I had some things I had to do today
I had some things my head got in the way
I thought a drive might make it okay
I thought a drive would take it all away
I can’t shake what’s hanging over me
I can’t shake it this brain freeze
Something out there’s messing with me
Bad things come in more than threes
Bad things bad things
I just wanna
Bad things, bad things
I wanna wanna
Bad things, bad things
Come on, I wanna
Bad things, bad things
I just wanna feel good
And I feel so bad
I like the sound of the urban din
I like the sound it fits the mood I’m in
The city plays it’s manic song
The city plays I want to sing along
I can’t shake what’s hanging over me
I can’t shake it this brain freeze
Bad things keep happening to me
Bad things come in more than threes
Bad things, bad things
I just wanna..
Bad things, bad things
I wanna, wanna..
Bad things, bad things
Come on I wanna..
Bad things, bad things
I just wanna feel good
I had some things I had to do today
I had some things my head got in the way
I can’t shake what’s hanging over me
I just can’t shake what’s hanging over me
Bad things bad things
I just wanna..
Bad things, bad things
I wanna, wanna
Bad things, bad things
Come on I wanna..
Bad things, bad things
I just wanna feel good
9. Must Have More
Her mouth is calling you
His hands are empty
My brain is drying out
It was so hungry
Must have more
Love for you
My eyes are cold and cracked
She cried a river
He pulls his hair right out
Tries to forgive her
Must have more
Love for you
Love for YOU...
It’s in the atmosphere
You cannot hide it
So many long sharp tongues
Keep us divided
Must have more
Love for you
Have more
Love for you
Must have more
Love for you
10. Non-Existent Patricia
Non-existent Patricia
Room 426
Non-existent Patricia
Does not exist
Non-existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Was she at the party?
No one can recall
Non-existent Patricia
Did Patricia say something
Something I missed
It was spoken so softly
It didn’t exist
Non-existent Patricia
What’s on her mind
She ain’t saying
She’s being kind
11. Lorenza, Giada, Alessandra
Lorenza, Giada, Alessandra
I love you, I love you, I love you
Lorenza, Giada, Alessandra
Lorenza, Nicola, Alessandra
Lorenza, Giada Alessandra
I love you, I love you, I love you
ect.
Slap-Happy
1. Crackpot Baby
Crackpot baby at a quarter to three
Remind me, advise me to,
Remind me to, ignore you
Crackpot baby, with the resume on
Crackpot baby, quarter to three
God no, another theory
Gakked out-strategy
Two dozen roses past leery
Crackpot baby, with the resume on
2. On My Rockin' Machine
Place my bet on my rockin' machine
Put it down, put it down, make it clean
On my rockin' machine
Faster, faster
Slower, slower
3. Lackey
Got a lot that I want to do
I've got the feet, but I don't have the shoes
Yeah, yes yes ma'am
Wash it down with how great I am
I want a lackey
Looks like you
Won't fuss and wine
I want a lackey
Could be you
My friend has one and I want one too
I want a lackey, check out a lackey
Andale, make it quick
Lay it on, lay it on thick
Light my smokes, fill my glass
Pucker up and kiss my big white ass
Small time, Small mind
I want a lackey
4. Human
We don't share the same rung with you
First glance, organic material not true
It appears to be human
But its not
Your shell's a canister with nothing inside
Third rate substance you cleverly disguise
It appears to be human
You're not worthy of gravity and space
Total destruction puts a smile on our face
It appears to be human
5. Livin' Large
We're livin' large in our own little way
We're livin large and we don't get paid
We're livin' large in our own little way
Got some lemons, make some kickass lemonade
We're livin' large, and we got a lot
We're livin' large, a certain je ne sais quoi
We're livin' large and we got a lot
What they call a certain je ne sais quoi
We're livin' large
6. Freeway
Parked on the freeway, sippin' from a can
Parked on the freeway, fuck it man
Parked on the freeway, sippin' from a can
Parked on the freeway, he's our man
Yeah, he's our man
Don't burn the dog
Go get the gun
7. Stick to the Plan
Stick to the plan
Stick to the plan, man
Grasping at straws
Now I'm grasping at straws
You've got me grasping at straws
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A chronic masturbator
With love in his eyes
He's a motivator
He's got a wire inside
A happy masturbator
With love in his eyes
Stay on the high
Stay on the high, sigh
8. War With You
Hope her hands are soft
You're so easily bruised
Not too terribly bright
And she likes to be used
My skins growing tough, so tough
No, no, no, no
My skins growing tough, so tough
I'm at war with you
Iron fist for you
No she won't speak her mind
You can't handle the truth
Must be losing her sight
You're getting long in the tooth
I'm at war with you
Iron fist for you
9. Long Green
When the long green comes in
Have a party for all of my friends
Yeah, baby, yeah
Go for the neck
Yeah, baby, yeah
Oh yeah you bet
Razor blades, draw me a bath
Basta, Basta, Basta
Yeah, baby, yeah
Hung out to sweat
Yeah, baby, yeah
Oh yeah, you bet
When the long green comes in
Have a party for all of my friends
When the long green comes in
Have a party and I won't let you in
Yeah
10. Little One
I know your scared and little uptight
Things just have not been right
Be alright, It'll be alright
We're gonna have fun tonight, yeah
My little one
A lot of shit is on your mind
Blow it off there ain't much time
The road is rocky and painfully slow
Just crack the whip and go, go, go, go
My little one
11. Freezer Burn
Freezer burn watch you thaw
Suck it in, big guffaw
Freezer burn, shut your mouth
I know what your braying about
Freezer burn
All my life, once bit twice
Freezer burn watch you pose
Roll my eyes, hold my nose
Freezer burn shut your mouth
I know what your yelping about,
Freezer burn
Patience in vain, you'll never change
All my life, once bit twice
Everlasting
12. Mantra Down
Got my mantra down, hey
Ultra violet light, such a violent life
Ultra violent life
